When the HOA Says Your Vehicle Must be Parked in the Garage Over Night.

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 05/06/2020 at 22:15 • Filed to: None

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Also proof that half ton trucks are too damn big.

Under_Score > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/06/2020 at 22:24

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I was guiding my dad towards something like an F-150 XL STX or a Titan SV, but guess what? Those don’t fit in garages! My dad’s truck barely fits as is.

AestheticsInMotion > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/06/2020 at 22:29

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I watched someone air down their tires to fit a truck in their garage yesterday. Imagine dealing with that regularly 

The Snowman > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/06/2020 at 22:29

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I would laugh so hard if the tailgate got stolen.

The Snowman > AestheticsInMotion 05/06/2020 at 22:30

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My buddy  has a cj7 with that problem but it only goes in for the winter so at least he’s not doing it frequently.

Roadkilled > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/06/2020 at 22:34

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If the top of the bed is that close to the top of the opening, how did the roof of the cab fit through?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/06/2020 at 22:36

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Unfortunately, that same pickup wouldn't fit in my garage either :(

facw > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/06/2020 at 22:39

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Do we think he cut right to left and got better as he went along, or left to right and got sloppier?

Discerning > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/06/2020 at 22:41

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My garage just barely fits our truck. It’ s a 2018 F150 crew cab short bed. I have about 6 inches in the front and back. I actually created a fixed curb within the garage so I can drive right up and be at the perfect distance from the wall.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/06/2020 at 22:44

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My e90 only has a foot it so extra in my garage soooo

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > facw 05/06/2020 at 22:47

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I think he did the right first with a circular saw, then went to do bottom with a sawzall and decided not to grab a different saw for the left side, but ended up with a wiggly line because sawzalls don’t  like going straight.

shop-teacher > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/06/2020 at 22:53

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Garages in most sub division homes are too shallow as well.

ranwhenparked > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/06/2020 at 23:01

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What HOA community has a mandatory garaging rule with only one-car  garages?

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/06/2020 at 23:15

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The HOA can g o fuck itself.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > shop-teacher 05/06/2020 at 23:23

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My Honda Fit fits.

atfsgeoff > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/06/2020 at 23:29

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I prefer to view it as proof that garages are too small

shop-teacher > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 05/06/2020 at 23:31

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I have no doubt.

CRider > AestheticsInMotion 05/06/2020 at 23:49

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Get a G550^2 , t hose inflate and deflate the tires at the push of a button. Very practical.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ranwhenparked 05/06/2020 at 23:52

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I was just joking. Idk what the real story is 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > atfsgeoff 05/06/2020 at 23:53

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Fair enough 

RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/06/2020 at 23:57

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Mine neither 

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/07/2020 at 00:00

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Waste of good garage space.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > atfsgeoff 05/07/2020 at 00:00

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Waste of good garage space.

facw > CRider 05/07/2020 at 00:06

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Or a Humvee, which are supposed to, though my impression is that that feature is universally broken.

Derpwagon > facw 05/07/2020 at 00:31

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I've never driven a Humvee with that feature. Just shy of 16 years military.

Derpwagon > atfsgeoff 05/07/2020 at 00:32

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Correct.

Derpwagon > ranwhenparked 05/07/2020 at 00:32

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Probably somewhere liberal.

Derpwagon > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 05/07/2020 at 00:33

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I could fit a Fit in my shed. And probably 6 of them in my 3 car garage.

Derpwagon > Under_Score 05/07/2020 at 00:34

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I like my  F150 enough that I tolerate it not fitting in my garage.

Derpwagon > Discerning 05/07/2020 at 00:34

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My garage is deep enough, but not tall enough :(

I have a 2015 crew short bed 150.

Derpwagon > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 05/07/2020 at 00:35

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The homeowners can get fucked too. For choosing to live in a HOA.

facw > Derpwagon 05/07/2020 at 00:35

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Hmm, Wikipedia says it was an option on the military ones )mention both on   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_tire_inflation_system and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humvee , though the later says it was available on later models or as an upgrade)

Seems to have been common enough on civilian H1s as well.

Derpwagon > facw 05/07/2020 at 00:41

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*shrug* not saying it isn't a thing, just saying I haven't seen it in 16 years, 4 countries, probably 10 bases, and having driven many different configurations :)

The Ghost of Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/07/2020 at 07:24

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It looks like it has a really short driveway so it probably blocks the sidewalk. 

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Derpwagon 05/07/2020 at 09:01

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lol...i don’t know if you’re joking or not, but the most up tight PITA HOAs I know of in our area are in a very conservative wealthy town

Derpwagon > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 05/07/2020 at 09:33

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yeah, just flippant sarcasm

Discerning > Derpwagon 05/07/2020 at 09:34

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Ours is decently tall in general. Only clears the door when its open by about 18 inches though.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Derpwagon 05/07/2020 at 09:47

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Come to think of it, I can also fit my Fit in the tent I use for camping 

Under_Score > Derpwagon 05/07/2020 at 10:01

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The only ones in my budget that I like have 100,000+ miles.